Depression

I think I have anxiety and depression. I can’t finish anything. I worry all the time. I’m so afraid…

Catch-22 at Book-A-Minute

Colonel Cathcart

I want a promotion, so I screw over all my men.

Yossarian

I want to get out of here, so I walk around naked and pretend to be sick.

Colonel Cathcart

Fine. Praise us, and we’ll let you go home.

Yossarian

No. I’ll desert instead, because I’ve learned that war is crazy, and it’s bad too, because it makes people do really weird things and die. Also, high ranking military officers are evil incarnate.

Easily Deluded Reader

Look at all the subtext. This must be one of the greatest anti-war pieces of our time.

 

THE END

ZOMG ZOMBIES.

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2009/04/metairie_man_says_stranger_che.html

“The stranger was still gripping Lancellotti as Lorio noticed her neighbor was lying in a pool of blood. She didn’t learn what happened until she began dressing the wound — with the stranger still clutching her neighbor’s shirt.

“He said, ‘He bit my arm, chewed the flesh and swallowed it in front of me, ‘ ” Lorio recalled. She said the bite measured almost 3 by 1 1/2 inches, and was less than 1/4-inch deep.”

anniversary

had a great anniversary. andrew’s stopping by this morning with MY present (he forgot it). wonder what it is?

LOTP

 

If you haven’t been to http://lordofthepeeps.com/ by now, you really should. It’s not complete, but it is funny as all get out.

songs

who else loves loveshack?

http://www.modcloth.com/store/Womens/Accessories/Earrings+and+Rings/This+Bud’s+for+You+Earrings
prom perfect earrings?

i know.

i know i said i’d post pictures of the jayne hat that i made for pooh bear, or the dead baby i made for julia. or the flying pig i made mommy. i am very sorry; i’ve been picking out my own children from the internet.

what? you misheard me? no, silly; tis the internet.

my girl scout troop has a reunion where we pretend it’s years in the future, i won’t say how many, but i will be 32. so i plan to have a few kids. andrew, the wonderful boyfriend, is coming to the shindig as my husband. i’m working up a fairly convincing “pregnant” costume, but i need to bring pics of the other kids.

so, dear readers, and by that i mean mostly julia and kim, probably, which kid should be mine? i shall post pictures and a poll eventually. the names for these kids, a boy and girl of uncertain age, are JASON CHRISTOPHER and TARA ELIZABETH. my babies!

 how cute, she’s like lil rory gilmore.

aww, i love tigger.

aww, snowsuit!

i used to do this.

 

my jason?

this IS me, actually.

 

andrew does this funny wrinkled forehead thing. cute!

cute, she’s a sweetie, but doesn’t look much like us except she might have my eyes.

 

again, this IS me.

 

this kid clearly takes after me, not andrew. maybe my little jason christopher?

 

this kid looks like julia and brenden’s, not mine. meet my nephew?

 

now this girl JUST MIGHT BE my tara elizabeth!

 

this is me and daddy.

 

she could also maybe be my tarabeth!

 

again, MY kid for sure.

perhaps my favorite tara candidate, if only because of her pooh bear jumper and sweet face.

stray cars

interesting phrase, huh? a typo that caught my fancy in the local paper about adopting “stray cars”.

vote serenity!

http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/name_ISS/index.html
please help nasa name node 3 serenity.

on that scifi infused note, julia and i have decided to write a rock musical.

and i made a jayne hat for poohbear this weekend, pics to follow.

cd

made the cd today.

60 minutes long. ends with a clip from wall-e: “10 seconds to self destruct.”

so it fits the “no making out for more than an hour” rule.

it’s got some good stuff.